Let's start one up. Mysterious. Shadowy. Enigmatic. Ominous. Sinister. People will speak in tongues. We'll have a snake-handler. Blood will drip from the walls. We'll have a secret handshake. We'll sing the praises of robots and ninjas while shunning pirates (because pirates are lame). We'll watch monster movies from sundown to sunrise. I'll bring beer, chips and guacamole. This will be our theme song. Anybody in?
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